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February 25, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
It's been 24 hours and so far no denials that Megan Fox has indeed broken up with Brian Austin Green, so someone should take away his belt and shoelaces and lock him in an empty room before he becomes a statistic. Someone reminded me of the pictures below, where it sure as hell looks like she’s sucking him off in a car. It’s all downhill for this dude from here. Obviously he’ll try to find someone to date as hot as Megan Fox, but quite frankly he has a better chance of banging a mermaid.