paris is paid in coffee and KY

The front row at a Fashion Week runway show used to be lined with fashion savvy stars like Victoria Beckham, Lenny Kravitz and Madonna.  They were all paid to be there of course, but then the economy went to hell, and now you could find bigger names at a Georgia boat show.  The New York Post says…

D-listers are warming the front-row seats where A-listers used to preen, McDonald's has replaced Starbucks, and goody bags are filled with K-Y Jelly instead of NARS cosmetics.Where superstars Renée Zellweger and Jennifer Lopez once parked, now plop former hooker to the elite Ashley Dupre, sex-tape celeb Kim Kardashian, and "90210" graduate Tori Spelling.Paris Hilton used to charge $50,000 to appear at just one show.  Now she is showing up at shows this year for free airfare, hotel accommodations and $5,000 in free clothes.

Still seems like they’re overpaying for Hiltons dumb ass to sit there and look bored.  She should be thrilled with airfare, hotel and KY.  I would have started with gas coupons, my couch and spitting on her kitty. At best I'd trade the spit for a can of Pam.