like it never even happened – UPDATE

It may seem hard to believe considering he put her in the hospital less than two weeks ago, but now it's being reported that Rihanna still speaks to Chris Brown, and friends of hers are even claiming she’s ready to get back together with him.

…to the shock of many, the singer has stayed in touch with her battering beau and her unhealthy devotion to him is making those close to the abused singer worried sick.  "She keeps saying she wants to make sure that he's okay," a friend tells Star. "She thinks this will all just blow over and they can go back to how they were."

Wow this chick is a real trooper.  Isn’t she from Barbados or something, one of those voodoo islands?  She has to know some of that stuff.  She should be turning his microphone into a snake or blowing some powder in his face that makes his fingers and toes and dick fall off or something.  It's not like anyone would hold it against her.  It might even be legal.

GOOD VICTIMY UPDATE – okay so i just got an email saying Chris Brown is on his way to Hawaii to meet up with Rihanna.  I have no idea if it's true or not.   Maybe someone who sells first aid supplies and ice packs on Hawaii can keep me posted.