this is clearly not katy perry – update

For some unknown reason this picture has been showing up all over for like a week now with people claiming it shows Katy Perry (uncensored version here), and now even reputable sites like Fleshbot are running open-ended posts about it.  And It does sort of look like her, unless you were to look at it.  If you do look at it, it becomes instantly clear this is not Katy Perry.  You can tell because it looks absolutely nothing like her.  They might as well claim it's Morgan Freeman.  You see, pictures capture images, and those images depict what a person or subject looks like.  It’s why cameras became so popular.  Because they take accurate images and transfer them to film.  If this really was Katy Perry trying to take a naked picture of herself in a bathroom, and cameras just spit out pictures of seemingly unrelated people, I have to imagine no one would buy them.  Because why would you.

UPDATE – Sexy sounding Lauren emailed and says the girl in the picture is actually someone named Xxxx Xxxxx.  And this is her myspace here.  if you "friend" her, be sure to mention that you've already seen her vagina, so this isn't about that.

DOUBLE UPDATE – Okay so the person who was named ealier says it's not her.  Hooray, I Did It!