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January 13, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Last week there were some pictures (these) of Jennifer Love Chew-it on the set of her stupid show, and they were completely mystifying because she appeared to be slightly less fat than normal. Now I’m thinking maybe she was just out of food money, because yesterday she hit up the ATM and she was just as thick as ever. You’re not foolin me Big Ass! I'm on to you and your photoshopped treachery! Those others pictures were staged or just changed, like when you see a panda wearing sunglasses, or me without my giant cock.