oh no she di’ent!

January 12, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

I have no rational explanation for why I don’t hate Ryan Seacrest, but I don’t. There I said it. I know I should, but I don’t. I think hosting live TV is really really really hard. That’s why no one does it. But he does it as well as you can, especially considering the goofy crap he’s asked to host. Anyway, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt don’t appear to be as open-minded as me, as you can tell by the way they completely ignored him on the Golden Globes red carpet last night. No one has been shot down that harshly since Jessica Alba tried to give me a blowjob in the bathroom at Hyde. I have a girlfriend Jess. Deal with it.

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