ITS MY LUCKY DAY

Everyone in the media agrees that Sarah Jessica Parker is gorgeous and amazing, but keep in mind that everyone in the media is either a girl or gay guy or a gay guy still in the closet.  Point being, expect a lot of hand wringing about that withered old hag breaking up with her eunuch husband.

Star told you first that Sarah Jessica Parker's husband, Matthew Broderick, was cheating on her with a younger woman. Now, we can exclusively report that the beloved Sex and the City superstar has begun house hunting in New York City — solo!"The time has come when she realizes it just isn't worth it," a friend of the couple tells Star. "Sarah Jessica is determined to get her own place and bring down the curtain on her marriage."Adds another insider: "Sarah's not stupid. She knows exactly what's going on. For a while it was easier for her to stay than go through a harsh divorce. They're essentially living separate lives."

Well, look I love Star because it’s a trashy piece of shit, but they lost me when they said Matthew Broderick was cheating with a younger woman.  If that dude isn't gay, I will eat my hat.  He should move to Toronto and live an openly gay life like Mike Meyers has.  I don’t know why anyone is pretending otherwise.  Illuminati?  Hmm, maybe, but why?