LINDSAY CAN STILL KILL IT

January 1, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Even with minimal effort, Lindsay Lohan stepped onto Miami beach yesterday and proved she can still smash every girl in Hollywood in a bikini contest. She's just so GD good at being a girl. Skinny, huge tits, super long hair. She's everything a girl is supposed to be, with the added bonus that she'll get high and lick kitty. To the best of my knowledge I’ve never had sex with her, but I'm sure the answer to everything in bed is Yes. Anal? Yes. ATM? Why not. Swallow? Let's do it! She's like an amusement park for grownups.

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