Michelle Fields Brutalized

Breitbart reporter Michelle Fields has big hair and big tits and employs both as tools in her journalist tool box. She’s composed like a beauty pageant runner up. The one who pounds apple-tinis while bitching about Miss Costa Rica really being from Lauderdale. Fields claims that Donald Trump’s campaign manager Corey Lewandowski grabbed her forcefully as he tried to prevent her from asking Trump a question on the campaign trail. She posted photos of her arm to social media revealing the level of bruising you receive during a standard shopping trip to Trader Joe’s on a busy Sunday. Fields demanded an apology from Lewandowski and Trump. They taunted her and called her a nut job. Classic Trump.

Fields leapt into action, donning a series of revealing tops and making the talk show rounds showing off a video tape that CNN immediately labeled ‘damning’ showing Lewandowski reached for her arm as she quickly moved into Trump space. Presumably he’s done the same or similar to a thousand reporters in the past, none of whom filed assault charges in Florida against him. You’d like to imagine this was some Cruz or Clinton conspiracy to damage Trump, but almost certainly it was just an ambitious chick who covers the news once again inserting herself into the news. Geraldo Rivera made millions.

Lewandowski faces the potential of a not guilty verdict on misdemeanor battery charges, while Fields faces a future of hoping her name lingers on Google trending long enough to get a Dancing With the Stars phone call. Those tits would look spectacular in sequins. Or my mouth. That slipped. Why are you dialing 9-1-1?