Iggy Azalea Jokes About Slicing Off Nick Young’s Cock

In the wake of Lakers scrub Nick Young getting busted on video talking about fucking other girls, fiancée Iggy Azalea has threatened to go Lorena Bobbitt on him. Which isn’t really Lorena Bobbitt since she went Lorena Bobbitt without warning. 

“I already said one more video, just one more thing and you will lose a quarter of your meat. I’m not cool with it… Like you’ll have half a penis.”

That would leave him with only twelve inches. Or eighteen. Azalea’s not great with fractions. Americans aren’t the only kids failing math. While some guys might find it hard to stay with a woman who even mentions cutting off your dick in hyperbole, Young’s got something worth holding onto. He’s living the black man’s dream: banging a rich, blonde white girl with a gigantic ass. This is how reparations are being doled out. You already spent all your NBA money, Swaggy P. Protect your investment. And get some kind of security perimeter around your dick while you sleep. Ex-Mossad. You can’t put a price on peace of mind.

Photo credit: Iggy Azalea / Instagram/FameFlynet