Khloe Kardashian Throws Lammy Back

Khloe Kardashian is suddenly aware that housing Lamar Odom in her Golden Corral inspired home no longer works. The timing has nothing to do with her show being canceled and no longer needing a 6’10” promotional hook on her feeding tube dime. You may recall the Kardashians taking control of Odom’s comatose body out in the desert as a key prop for season thirteen of their own show.  Red Cross visits forced the family to release Odom for an evening, a break Odom used to quickly speed past sober. Khloe Kardashian penned an Instagram explaining why  both God and trite quotes about love now necessitate her releasing Lammy from the enormous Habitrail constructed in her basement.

…People say time heals all wounds… I say time heals wounds but scars are left to remind you what you have been through and what you survived.” Stop shattering your own heart by trying to make a relationship (friend, family, partner) work that clearly isn’t meant to work. We have to stop trying to repaint people’s colors. We have to learn to believe the love we AREN’T given…..

Here’s a hint. “Survivor” is a figurative term. Odom attempted to off himself with hookers, booze and discount Mexi-Viagra. He came extremely close. You offered him your everything and he’s choosing death once more. Don’t take it personally, although it entirely is. Maybe drop some weight before the funeral. The E! channel POV casket-cam adds ten pounds.

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