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April 7, 2016 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments
Gwyneth Paltrow in a bikini does nothing for me, though I know some people think she’s hot. I think she looks like Big Bird. If you think she’s attractive congratulations, you want to fuck a Muppet.
I’d rather fuck Ms. Piggy. (Egotastic)
Michelle Lewin’s booty is a work of fucking art. (Last Men On Earth)
Eve slips a nip at the Barbershop: Next Cut premiere. (Egotastic All-Stars)
Want to see Bieber totally eat it at one of his concerts? (TMZ)
Hannah Davis in a swimsuit will make you smile. (Drunken Stepfather)
Jordana Brewster shows off her tight stomach. (Popoholic)
These girls are amply-chested. (Radass)
These yoga pants are TIGHT. (The Chive)