Rita Ora Isn’t Trying Hard Enough

Don’t bother 3D-printing up some space age tank top just to show off your nipples. Not if you’re not going to show of your tits as well. The bakery shop around the corner doesn’t just let you see the frosting and hide the cake. Maybe the gay wedding cakes so you can’t see the Leviticus spit stains. Are you even trying to make weight for this fight? Nobody needed to tell Miley Cyrus to stick a lit joint in her snatch and puff tough when she was climbing the ladder of success. Do something of decent scale so your hair looks less stupid. I’ve seen suicide bombers looking less dour at the mall.

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