Kocktail With Khloe Aborted In Its Infancy

The FYI network which nobody can verify even exists called it quits on the Kocktails with Khloe show which they invested in as a means to get follow-on media attention for the Kardashian name. Khloe Kardashian has forty-six million followers on Instagram. About one-quarter of one percent of those watched the show. That conversion rate speaks to how badly people want to hear Khloe Kardashian speak. Let alone get loaded and chortle ceaselessly about her family and insulated existence. The Kardashians inability to thrive any medium not inundated by front side of the bell curve IQ girls provides hope for their containment. It’s like when we all stopped pretending teens in Nebraska could get The AIDS from fucking their girlfriends in their pickup. Bob Seger didn’t compose forty ballads that all sound the same so you could attend abstinence meetings. There’s a break in the clouds. I already miss O.J’s daughter.

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