Charlize Theron Suffers For Her Looks

Any woman can complain about how much it sucks to be ugly. It takes a special gal to complain about how hard it is to be tall, blonde and super bang-able. Charlize Theron has done just that. Theron laments that pretty girls don’t get good movie roles. That’s so Hollywood. 

“How many roles are out there for a gorgeous, fucking, gown-wearing eight-foot model? When meaty roles come through, I’ve been in the room and pretty people get turned away.”

Given her thirty plus movie credits and $100 million in the bank, let’s assume she’s concerned for other pretty people, unnamed as of yet. Sort of like how Zuckerberg feels for all the young techs who built a hot or not website and didn’t make forty billion. I bet you have trouble finding dates from men intimidated by your model looks. That would explain letting Sean Penn rage fuck you and shoot beer cans off the curls of your adopted celebrity black baby.

Realizing her opening gambit isn’t the least bit believable, Theron quickly the conversation to the different beauty standards for aging men and women.

“We live in a society where women wilt and men age like fine wine. And, for a long time, women accepted it. We were waiting for society to change, but now we’re taking leadership… It would be a lie to say there is less worry for women as they get older than there is for men… It feels there’s this unrealistic standard of what a woman is supposed to look like when she’s over forty.”

I think she means herself now being over forty and hated universally by women facing the fact that genetics plays an even more determinative role in the second half of your life. Charlize Theron will be stealing your boyfriends one day in the seniors home. Respect her game or just hate her. This hot girls are just not hot girls in disguise talk is all nonsense. Nobody wants to fuck a non-pretty older woman with the lights on.

Photo credit: Charlize Theron / Instagram/WSJ Magazine