White Penis Don’t Get None of That (VIDEO)

Khloe Kardashian has a talk show based on the fact that by sharing drinks with her also-ran celebrity guests, she can get them to open up and share stories you don’t care about that you might otherwise never hear. The end result is Khloe gets lit and talks about her snatch and makes her guests super uncomfortable. Long-term unemployment is one thing, listening to a trainable with ass implants talk about the men her mother brings her in the evening is another. In the most recent episode of Kocktails with Khloe, the brain injured Kardashian confesses to Pauly Shore who is still alive that she’s never seen a white dick before.

“All I can speak about is my vagina. It’s all I know, though. I’ve never seen a white penis. So if you want to show me yours, I would like to see it. I’ve never seen one, though.“

Shore walks off the set. As if you can escape the shadow of Kardashian black cock fetishism anywhere on this planet. Jenny McCarthy is barely tolerable pulling this same shit and she’s pretty. Chrissy Teigen isn’t tolerable. You’re the secret show the guy with the poor mustache says he can sneak you into at the state fair for ten bucks. Nobody’s winning any ribbons for the hogs in that pen.

Photo credit: Khloe Kardashian / Instagram