Bruce Jenner Still Clinging To His Junk

Bruce Jenner is balking at going full Caitlyn. He’s not yet ready to give up the package. It’s the final step on this wondrous voyage of self-discovery, self-involvement, and self-absorption. When you can grab the cock and nuts out of Master Kan’s hands, it is time to walk the earth a woman. Even Jenner refers to the lopping off process as ‘gender confirmation’. Which seems odd since the working fable is that he was born a woman trapped inside a man that can throw a javelin pretty fucking far. This gender identity mania is going to require an entirely new slate of The More You Know PSAs.  Grab the gardening shears and a firm piece of leather and get to it already. It’s a ladies prerogative to be fickle. You’re not there yet.

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