Azealia Banks Isn’t So Stupid

Azealia Banks is an angry racist and keeper of the flame of black entertainer purity. Like Bill Cosby, only after being lectured you won’t wake up on a park bench with cum lining your ear canal. Banks has been tearing Beyonce a new one about her cheating hearts Lemonade album. Banks believes her far more commercially successful sister exploits derogatory black cultural memes to sell more shit to rich white people. Like an Uncle Tom but with a big round ass and signature sports bra line.

You been singing about this nigga for years and he still playing you. That’s not strength that’s stupidity

Banks has a point. Either you’re lying and falsely perpetuating the unfaithful black man and forever suffering black woman stereotype, or you’re telling the truth and just move on or shut the fuck up. You’ve got a hundred million in loose Tubmans. You can make it on your own. Remember when you found your dad fucking all your hot friends and you put him on probation for a week? The next album can be all about your independence from your domineering husband. Prep the writers. Sasha Fierce is back. After a nap. And some skin bleaching.

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