The Michael Bublé Corn Job Picture Has Legs

The first signs of summer used to be chicks sucking on missile popsicles with red white and blue sugar water dripping down their chins. Now it’s Michael Bublé taking on a corn cob in the manner of Jenna Haze. Bublé isn’t gay. He’s Canadian. An honest mistake. If you’re unsure how to eat a snack food item in the shape of a cock, consider any manner of consumption other than deep throating the tip. In the very least, work it out in private before cobbing at Disneyland where fifty thousand people at any given time are uploading pictures to Facebook. Bublé is a big NHL fan and bones a hot Argentinean lingerie model, so he has a decent masculine balance sheet from which to operate. This is a setback, but recoverable. I’d recommend some Instagram pictures of your spraying the wife in a white t-shirt with the hose while cleaning your truck. From herein out, you’re slicing all your bananas.

Photo credit: Instagram/Josh Beaven