Duggars Raps for Jesus

Jessa Duggar was the hot one on 19 Kids and Counting. Also the one molested by her brother, Josh. God has a plan. You will be gifted with good looks such that your brother may cum faster staring at you with his hand under your nightgown. The plan has many moving parts. Jessa is the star of a new reality show featuring her and her sister, called Jill & Jessa: Counting On. Also featured are Jessa’s husband, Ben Seewald, and baby, Spurgeon. I’m certain there’s a religious connotation to that name. It will be fun exploring the derivation during repeated visits to the nurse’s office after ass kickings on the playground.

In the latest episode, Jessa and her faith based husband are in St. Louis as part of their Christian mission to embarrass themselves by making Christian rap. Mission: accomplished. The Seewalds get in the studio where some black guys mentor rhythmless whites. The very white people feel good about themselves for not running from the room in fear. Classic racial bridge-building followed by egregious auto-tuning. You have to miss the flu pandemics that took these families out in better times.

Photo credit: Jessa Seewald/ Instagram