Jared Fogle Gets the House

Jared Fogle lent his Foundation President and favorite pedo videographer Russell Taylor $191,000 for a down payment on a house right before the FBI swarmed in to investigate how the Subway sausage was being made. Taylor got twenty-seven years ahead of Fogle’s fifteen and never paid back the loan. A judge awarded Fogle the entire house on an outstanding note of $184,000. There are still places in America where you can buy houses for under 200K. A decent silver lining to tons of kids being diddled on camera.

Fogle’s only thirty-eight so a fifteen year stretch seems survivable assuming he can keep buying off the prison justice league. He may be left with little when he exits the pen, but he’ll have the house of his child porn supplier. A dream to focus on to pass the time. Just think of all the secret hiding places in that home that investigators couldn’t have possibly uncovered. Like a treasure hunt for Fogle’s AARP years.  Stay with us, Jared. And pray mpegs are forward compatible to whatever we have in 2031.

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