Ariel Winter’s Mom Not Down With Boob Reduction

 Ariel Winter received official clearance to ditch her mom four years ago. She claimed Crystal Workman was emotionally and physically abusive. The kind of incentive a kid needs to book Juicy Juice at nine, but not a network TV gig when you’re sporting 36D’s at fourteen. Workman claims all the abuse came from her daughter who ‘bullied’ her into finding her gigs starting at age five. The very image seems ridiculous unless you’ve hung out at the Starbucks near the L.A. casting offices and seen grade school aged girls openly berating their parents for being crappy agents. Not like they want to go back to Nebraska after telling all their little classmates to fuck off for being so ugly and unimportant.

Workman occasionally pipes in with comments about her daughter because she doesn’t have much else to do and it’s the only way she can get an interview. She had comments about her daughter surgically reducing her moneymakers:

I don’t think anyone at that age should be cutting into their breasts.I am surprised she did it so young and that the doctor did it for her so young.

She was eighteen. Which is late blooming for surgery in Hollywood. The Kardashian girls got implants before the bronze dried on their booties. It’s probably time to let this one go, mom. Let your lawsuits for back managerial fees do your talking. It’s hard to watch your kids leave the nest. Especially when they light a shit on fire and toss it into the straw. You’ll never book Oprah.

_{Photo credit: Ariel Winter/Instagram}