Ariel Winter Can’t Stop Showing Off Them Titties

Being eighteen and having a constantly talked about rack is just far too much power. It supersedes any desire to be politically correct or discuss your craft seriously. TV sitcom daughter is not an official SIC code but it’s still lionized as teacher or Chief Diversity Officer.

Ariel Winter can’t stop taking pictures of herself in low cut tops. She got smaller to get bigger. Debating the hypocrisy is just time spent not staring at her tits. There’s no way to know how this all ends for Winter. This brand of owning your body feminism is going very well for us. We need to emancipate more teen girls, in order of breast size. The job of sorting the line can be sold on auction to raise money to build more ice in Antarctica. America is already winning again.

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