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May 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Once you’ve decided to be young and famous and get the expensive kind of fake tits, a bra just seems tacky. Would a middle-aged divorce man cruise past nightclubs in his Porsche with a car cover draped over his steed? Don’t touch the paint ladies. That’s führer blau. Thorne’s recently moved in with her older boyfriend who she’s been shacking up with in hotels since she was fake fourteen or so. Her parents were anxious at first until they remembered they granted her unlimited curfew at seven provided she could point to a business basis for her evenings out. This gives them more time to invent fake real estate investment schemes to pilfer her crappy movie money. I’ve seen this movie before. It really could’ve used some nudity.
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