Tyga’s New Girlfriend Seems Sophisticated

Tyga, who seems to owe a ton of people a ton of money, showed up in Cannes with a brand new trophy girlfriend. Something to get over Kylie Jenner. You never forget the first seventeen year old who insisted on anal without prompting. The new sweetheart goes by the name Demi Rose because all the better stripper names had been taken. Rose has over two million Instagram followers and a past involving a Miami modeling agency currently under investigation by the FBI for escorting and underaged sex trafficking. She seems perfect. There’s no way to fail downward any longer. Humiliating secrets are the new Wooden pyramid of success. Everybody has a mother somewhere. I’m guessing yours isn’t posting these photos on her Facebook.

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