Chris Brown’s Baby Mama Whoring Up the Baby

Chris Brown took exception with the mother of his daughter posing two year old Royalty for a Junior Beaver Hunt submission. 

It’s crazy to me that a parent would OK dressing our daughter like she 16. I ain’t cool wit that. SHE IS 2!!!!

It’s possible Brown meant eighteen for flashing full vagina. Or never, you know, if she’s your daughter. It’s always more difficult to assess a person’s state of mind when they create their own syntax, but let’s assume Chris Brown is displeased.

Nia Guzman, the chick Brown fucked one night bareback because that feels so amazing and has no known consequences, replied that you’re sick if you see anything wrong with this beautiful dance class photo. Also, she asked if anybody had a freestanding inversion bar she could use for her crotchless diaper shoot with Royalty for Memorial Day.

Guzman has routinely leveled accusations against Brown for their toddler coming back home reeking of cigarettes and weed after her weekends with dad. Guzman claims Royalty is already showing signs of asthma. Brown called that accusation bullshit and insisted that he secures Royalty in a hallway closet with a surgical mask when he and the boys get down to puffing tough. 

The nurture versus nature debate as to drug addicted sexually promiscuous women remains unsettled, though leaning heavily toward the former. Fate has dealt Royalty a rather decisive blow. Don’t ever stop dancing, young one. Mom and dad didn’t dedicate so much time to being shitty parents so you could work second stage. 

_{Photo credit: Chris Brown Instagram}