Get Ready For The Cosby Trial

May 25, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

There’s something about being charged with a serious crime that really pronounces your physical ailments. Suge Knight went from being a robust ex-linebacker to Weekend at Bernie’s. Bill Cosby is apparently now blind and had to be led away from his court appearance by the arm of another man. That’s somewhat emasculating but so is being sodomized in prison to the tune of Build Me Up Buttercup. Murderers seem oddly principled.

He will be charged with three counts of felony indecent assault for his alleged rape of Andrea Constand. While you have to be firmly entrenched in the Nation of Islam to even give Cosby the benefit of the doubt at this point, this particular case doesn’t seem especially strong. As Cosby’s proud lawyer confirmed:

“You’re basically told here to tell us what somebody told another detective 11 years ago about what happened 12 years ago?”

“Yes.”

Regardless of whether he’s convicted the trial should firmly destroy his reputation. It’s unclear how much the public outcry influenced the decision to proceed. Most judges are total bastards one way or the other. This might be one of the good bastards. Jury selection will begin shortly to find the twelve dumbest people on the Eastern Seaboard. Look for the guy in the bad sweater, this case never had a chance.

Photo Credit: CNN

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