Mr. Skin For A Lifetime, It’s Ninety-Nine Bucks, That Seems Sweet

I did some number crunching. Mr. Skin costs twenty bucks a month, or it’s sixty bucks if you pay for a year. You’ve got to be a sucker not to take that deal. I’m eleven years into most things I swore I’d only ever use for a month or two then quit, still paying high monthlies. This deal is for a Lifetime. Just ninety-nine bucks. I’m not sure what happens when you die, but presumably unless you’re famous, they’re never going to notice. You can pass this shit onto your children and grandchildren on down the line. In 2237, some perfected version of you can be checking out naked celebrity chicks off that same ninety-nine bucks. Now that’s a bargain. 

Mr. Skin for a Lifetime, No Re-Bills Ever, for Just $99

I don’t like to promote stuff. If you’ve ever thought about joining Mr. Skin, this is the best deal you can get. It just is. Pull the trigger, you cheap mofo, this is for you.