Kate Hudson Knows Parenting (VIDEO)

Here’s a good way to fuck up a boy. Divorce his dad, make another son with another full-time touring musician, ditch that guy too, and raise your son as a single mom sharing his private moments on Chelsea Handler’s insufferable new Netflix show. Meth addiction would be less ruinous. Handler is three episodes deep into her talk show where she can finally say anything she wants, so she’s substituted Trump is a racist jokes for Kardashians love attention jokes. That’s what she came up with during her two year creative break. That and new cheeks.

Handler hosted a taped dinner with Kate Hudson, Mayim Bialik, and Malin Akerman where the haggard comedian with no kids spoke to three divorced Hollywood moms about the humorous struggles of raising young boys with only a modest full-time support staff. Bialik’s husband left her after she refused to stop sleeping in their bed with their son on her tit as he was starting grade school. Troglodyte. Akerman’s diminutive Italian drummer husband ditched out right after their son was born. Just three single moms and a blindly ambitious barren comedian sharing parenting advice over cocktails. Chelsea is back. I already miss the brazenly tired tit pics.

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