Amber Heard Beat Her Lady (According to TMZ, Don’t Fucking Sue Us Too, Heard)

According to TMZ which will eventually find something on everybody famous in this world, Amber Heard was once arrested for domestic violence against her then lady squeeze, Tasya van Ree, the most lesbian name ever. The two apparently scuffled at the Seattle airport as chicks do and Heard grabbed van Ree and struck her on the arm. That’s rather gay.

A judge heard the case up in Seattle and told the two Hollywood girls to take their time wasting personal shit back to Cali. It’s not much to go on, but the kind of charge you don’t want dug up when accusing your future male partner of domestic abuse yourself. It reminds everybody that lesbians are super fucking dramatic. That’s a gross generalization based almost entirely on fact. Do you own study. Or just hang out at a lesbian bar.

Chicks who don’t like drama or men just stay single and own cats. Heard, quit hitting girls on the arm. Depp, stop marrying lesbians. Who gets to keep the Feel the Bern bumper sticker? Rich people are funny.

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