Madonna Is Gay In Time of Need

It’s getting about that time where you take Old Yeller out behind the barn and put a shotgun in her mouth. Madonna loves attention. Just not the kind you get from your husband or children or anyone you know personally. 

Madoona responded to the mass shooting in Orlando with a bunch of self promotional garbage that she’s too far gone to recognize as offensive. Granted it’s difficult to find a genuine opinion on the subject without someone’s ill informed personal politics peaking their head through but she really shit the bed on this one. When 49 people get shot the correct response isn’t to post a bunch of photos of you being a fake lesbian. If anything that’s an offense to the general sentiment of being offended. Offending offense is not even that easy to accomplish. You need to be a real asshole’s asshole. As a society we have made the mistake of listening to any given thing Madonna says. It’s time to stop. This will really fuck with her. Actually scratch that, she’s one raised eyebrow away from taking up arms herself and a narrow amount of privilege away from being a documented terrorist. Get a bigger butt plug, Louise, this is growing tiresome. 

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