Chelsea Clinton Contributes To Illuminati Pool

Chelsea Clinton’s husband Marc Mezvinsky just defrauded a bunch of investors and the country of Greece out of $30 million. He used to work for Goldman Sachs. Sachs pays his mother-in-law $250,000 a pop for twenty minute speeches reminiscing about great women’s golf games of the past. Louis CK is certainly more entertaining than Hillary and he can’t even make half that. It’s called a bribe, and Mezvinsky is basically the guy from Fatal Attraction who set the whole thing up.

Mevzinsky’s parents also both served in the US Congress. His dad is a felon who defrauded investors in a Ponzi scheme. Perhaps it’s not his fault he’s a sociopath and it’s just in his genes. Nonetheless the fact he’s related by marriage to Hillary Clinton is somewhat unnerving, as is the fact that Bill and Hillary look alarmingly alike and appear to be related by blood. Chelsea Clinton just shit out another kid. He’s probably angling for the next Anderson Cooper. Nobody knows what Chelsea Clinton does but it definitely leaves no time for courting. Many people are happy in arranged marriages. I never thought I’d say this but invest in gold. You can find her registry on WalMart.com where her mom used to work. 

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