Blac Chyna Opens Up

The world’s largest clickbait site, DailyMail, hosted a party in Cannes they titled the Seriously Popular Yacht Party, just in case you weren’t sure how underwhelming it would be. Blac Chyna arrived with the veins in her chest construction site popping out like an irate high school chemistry teacher when somebody removes the HCL from under the safety hood. Gestational changes add a variable to an artificially concocted anatomical structure that can only be listed on the menu as Daily Surprise. Blac Chyna gushed about what a wonderful father Robert Kardashian was destined to be after she fucked his rich anchor baby into her womb and left him no choice:

He’s a genuinely loving person, Rob has all the qualities of a good father. He’ll be straight.

Chyna’s last pick for the baby daddy role was a rapper with shitty credit who went on to anal-fist Rob’s underaged half-sister. So this is more of a cross your fingers type assessment than a strong track record forecast. Chyna explained that she’s bringing her previously produced bastard child up to speed on the new baby and his new step-daddy to be and how none of that will change the way she feels about him or the funny homeless men she lets keep him during her weekend strip club bookings. A new age requires new thinking. Casual breeding seems to be working out better than expected.

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