Finally a Gay Miss America Contestant

After decades of bitchy straight women sabotaging each other’s makeup, it’s heartening to hear the tale of a beauty pageant contestant who wants to fuck other chicks. Erin O’Flaherty is the first official openly lesbian Miss America pageant contestant. O’Flaherty represents the great State of Missouri which just a couple years ago proudly had the first openly gay football player to be force-drafted into the NFL so ESPN could nationally air him making out with his boyfriend and cake.

In addition to being openly gay, O’Flaherty is also not particularly good looking. Not that it matters. Except in a beauty pageant. O’Flaherty intends to counter her very average looks with big hair and a moving message about suicide prevention. Failing that, LGBT pressure on ABC should ensure her at least an evening gown spot among the finalists. Corruption in the Miss America ranks isn’t worth noting. The ban on thong bikinis is far more pressing.

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