Scarlett Johansson Highest Grossing Actress Ever

Scarlett Johansson just cracked the Top 10 of all time highest grossing actors and feminists everywhere are ignoring this in order to dedicate more time to making cartoon characters scissor. The list is a bit misleading because it doesn’t adjust for inflation or how many dudes you blew to get the part. Not saying Johansson did that, her parents were in the film business. Tom Cruise is #7. The next youngest person on the list is Robert Downey Jr, coming in at 51 compared to Johansson’s 31.

Many of their movies were made years ago. Put another way, Scarlett Johansson is the highest grossing actor in recent memory, male or female, by a pretty large margin. Put that in your Goop dildo and smoke it Jennifer Lawrence. Why shouldn’t I get paid the same as my male co-stars? You got paid more in Hunger Games. You got paid less in American Hustle because you had less screen time, less lines, worked less days, were not top billed in the movie, and your character was somewhat superfluous. Maybe she’ll stop bitching now. Don’t hold your breath. 

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