Things Not To Say When You’re Banging a Baby Into a Woman Not Your Fiancée

People have always been really fucking stupid. Social media has allowed us a window into the stupid. Imagine if Magic Johnson had lived his Showtime humping diary out on Twitter. Far less mystique. Though a clearer insight into where The AIDS came from. Nick Young is the crop of millennials who have confused social media with shit you only share with your friends over drinks. I know more about Nick Young’s personal life than I do my own brother’s.

Young was engaged to be married to the chromosome challenged albino rapper Iggy Azalea. A peach. She broke off their engagement after she caught Young on security camera fucking in her house when she was away. She’s an unsightly markup of a former woman, but she’s still a woman. Young took to Twitter to not apologize:

If you perfect then be perfect I live in a world where ppl fuck up learn from it and move on …

If you can’t cobble together decent grammar for a public mea culpa, it’s never happening.

Young’s pleadings may have held more weight if his former baby mama didn’t show up with another Swaggy P bun in the oven. Keonna Green claims she and Young started bumping uglies again shortly after Young’s engagement to Azalea. And often enough to make another illegitimate child, a total bonus. Young’d definition of minor fuckup seems to be different than Azelea’s. Classic relationship communication issue. Who can I fuck and make babies with when you’re visiting your mother? Hall passes are for pussies. This perennially underperforming NBA dick needs to run free.

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