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July 11, 2016 | video | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Reveling in their independence from the rest of Europe, a bunch of overweight English people launched headlong into a stupid crowd sourced art installation that only the French could love. Maybe just go back now. Your parents left you alone for the first weekend ever and you threw one shitty party.
Nude group photographer Spencer Tunick got a fuck ton of unattractive British men and women to strip naked to be painted in the colors of the sea. The visual work represents the local city’s maritime connection. Also just how much better English people look naked when your eyes are visually distracted. Would you fuck a middle aged beefy British chick? Likely not. But Kidney Pie Smurf, you’re Smurfing right in there. None of this makes any sense, but at least a couple hundred people gathered downtown and no cops or teal people got killed.