Khloe Gives Lamar The Boot

Khloe Kardashian has reportedly let the lease expire on a $25,000 a month house she was renting for Lamar Odom after finding a crack pipe on the premises. What’s the big deal it’s not like he’s a soulless whore. Being a crackhead is not an especially healthy lifestyle but neither is being anorexic and contorting your organs in a corset every night or getting gang banged by No Limit Records. The couple are still legally married although Lamar dabbles in prostitutes and overdoses and Khloe has fucked the Second Team All NBA. According to sources TMZ made up:

“We’re told he’s going from house to house, staying with friends in the Valley.”

This guy just refuses to die. At this point mark it 8, he’s going to live to be a hundred. This could pose a serious problem since he’ll soon be homeless and can’t have more than two months of savings lined up. If he’s able to get sober he’ll probably have a decent charity gig waiting for him. Problem is at that point he’ll suddenly drop dead of a heart attack. Life is fucked up. That’s why those 30 for 30 movies are fucking rad. Put a crack pipe in the window. 

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UPDATE: Lamar Odom kicked off Delta flight for drinking and vomiting in the galley. Pick one or the other, dreamer.