Lil Wayne Keeps Having Seizures

There’s no free lunches in nature. Nobody knows what that means, it’s just something assholes in Dockers say. What’s certain is there’s no free Codeine syrup. Wayne is attributing his recent spat of near death inducing seizures to the fact he has epilepsy. That may be true, but if you have eczema and slam a bunch of heroin, that abscess on your arm is probably drug related.

Everyone knows when rock stars check into the hospital for dehydration it means they’ve just overdosed on pills and booze. Sure, they could have hydrated a bit more, but that’s not the real issue. Wayne has been hospitalized for seizures three times in the past month. This most recent one landed him in the ICU. Clearly his crew aren’t the most stand up group of people, but maybe get the guy a fucking intervention? He’s going to die and the syrup will be on your hands. Getting him back on the plane and throwing a few Fentanyl patches on him may work in the short term but you’re creating a Frankenstein. Get some help dude, failing that I’ll try some with you. We’ve all got to go sometime. That shit must be more amazing than I remember as a kid with the flu.

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