Amber Heard And Elon Musk Possibly Boning

Amber Heard is reportedly sucking Elon Musk’s cock. Musk is a bonafide genius. Any media outlet with financial stake in Tesla will gladly tell you in 3,000 words. He’s probably super smart. Yet marketing and super genius rarely go together. People steal the latter’s ideas. Hence Tesla didn’t have a Campbell’s Soup campaign and probably died wearing those weird fingerless gloves.

Amber Heard is dog shit and according to herself she reads Ayn Rand. We all know that’s a lie but her parents are probably becoming a fan as we speak. Joke’s on them as her work was mainly centered on hoping people like Heard are purged from the planet. As to Musk, this type of irresponsible lack of pragmatism is his best case yet for being a legitimate genius. Whoever invents the Flux Capacitor won’t be tasked mainly with public relations. Yet, I’m jealous of shameless whores. Tell me why I’m wrong. Trust me, you’ll get the screen time. Lots of future advertising dollars. I’m with her. Not meaning Heard. 

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