Maitland Ward Painted Bare Jugs

If Comic-Con is anything, it’s a celebration of how nerd culture now dominates much of mainstream film and television entertainment. Also how women with more tits than options flock to the event to show off in hardly any clothes and then bitch about how grabby everybody was.

There’s never a good excuse for unwanted touching of a woman, though walking through crowds of 20-something virgins in just a thong is close. What happens to nerds when the women formerly of their dreams become attainable?

Charlie ran that Chocolate Factory to the ground, got the gout, and slaughtered the Oompa-Loompa for Wangdoodle feed. Sometimes lust is better left in the heart or on the sheets of San Diego Convention Center area hotel rooms. 

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