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July 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
There have to be more important issues of the day than the shit we discuss on our podcast. Look at all those sexless souls with buttons and vintage hats at the conventions. They’re doing the yeoman’s work of this nation. Cheering, drinking, and sharing money with the local sex worker industry.
All we have is chatter on the net present value of Kim Kardashian’s vagina, a chick water polo player vagina fondled, Gay Sulu being entangled in a web of progressiveness, Ashley Graham betraying her corpulent fan base, and Kobe Bryant going the long route to tell his parents he’s not paying for their asses any longer. We need a mindless chant.