Michael Vick’s Bro Has Herpes Too (VIDEO)

Michael Vick’s brother Marcus is having a rough week. First he got into a Twittter war with the universe after claiming that LeSean McCoy of the Buffalo Bills gave his baby mama herpes. 

Niggas need to stop spreading Herpes around. Get your treatment dude.

Because that’s how herpes is cured. Treatment. And a time machine. Among those denying Vick’s claims are McCoy, the baby mama in question, and Hilary Clinton, though that was a reflexive denial. Marcus Vick doubled down by wishing herpes upon the whole world and Tweeting more inane shit so that people could tell him to shut the fuck up.

Soon thereafter, video footage surfaced of Michael Vick running away from the cops in an impressive 40 yard dash in relation to a domestic dispute. Legal trouble and genital lesions seem to run in the Vick family. Ask Ron Mexico. This is why you have a Block button:

People have no respect these days. Marcus Vick actually appeared in one NFL game for the Miami Dolphins ten years ago. According to insiders the issue was not so much a lack of talent but the fact that he is a human piece of garbage. The joke’s on them as many defensive ends have a crippling fear of STD’s. You can’t get it twice. At least he’s just beating up people, not dogs.

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