Orlando Bloom Bare Cock Paddling Katy Perry

If you love famous man dick, the Internet has a present for you. Orlando Bloom took his bare cock and Katy Perry out on a paddle board in Sardinia, because that’s what you do when you do whatever the fuck you want. Bloom seems super gay, but it turns out he’s just British and it’s hard to tell the difference.

Bloom’s got some serious cock assuredness understanding he and his current super famous vacation fuck buddy are going to be followed everywhere by paparazzi. Whip off the shorts and show them who’s boss. If “this thing has been dipping day and night into Katy Perry” wasn’t heavily implied, this might be worrisome behavior. As it, it’s probably more of a fuck-you to the ex-wife Miranda Kerr and to the world who declared a dude who rides a motorcycle and has an Errol Flynn mustache to be more forbidden in his love life.

The DailyMail pays a small fortune to get naked celebrity photos then censors them. Because that’s what you do when you’re corporate and in charge. If you don’t care what people think about your browser history and you’re so inclined, you can search Orlando Bloom bare cock pics and have yourself an afternoon.

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