Gwyneth Paltrow Breasts Are Even Nicer Than She Is

Despising Gwyneth Paltrow makes it easy to forget how much her close friends adore her. They cite countless times she ordered them the perfect gift basket when loved ones passed. Not to mention the charity work Paltrow does where she gets to dress up and raise money. Not that many forty-three year old moms are braless in low slung dresses to help out kids with cancer.

The dress was comped, so what? Fuck you for wanting more dead kids. When Gwyneth Paltrow visits The Hamptons, the sun shines a little brighter, even at night. Tit yoga seems to be working.

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