Dwayne Johnson Vin Diesel Feud Has Legs

The Rock vs Vin Diesel is not really a fair fight. One of them is super jacked and killing it in movies and TV, the other one is a closet gay walking punchline with high body fat who appears to have either cerebral palsy or a learning disability or both.

The two reportedly butted giant heads on the set of Fast 8 because Diesel was a dick to the crew which resulted in The Rock calling him a “candy ass” on Instagram. Guys just don’t fight like they used to. More cat fighting reportedly ensued and now Diesel has released his own Instagram video sending out positive vibes with his new baby. Fucking gross.

Here’s a theory: any dude who uses Instagram is a Candy Ass. Could this be a publicity stunt for the movie? Probably not. If you’re into the franchise you are going to see them anyway and not graduate from high school and drain our tax dollars on lung replacements. Productive members of society have been taken to one of these movies by their dumbest friend and sworn the movies off forever, along with their friend. They’ve got forty two percent of the market down, that’s good enough to turn a profit. Paul Walker was a shitty actor. It’s no longer too soon. 

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