Ariel Winter’s Shorts Don’t Fit

Ariel Winter has taken to dressing like you wouldn’t be allowed to in high school if you’d been allowed to go to high school. Home schooling is just another name for wild drunk chick at eighteen.

Winter has taken to intermittently describing herself as a body positive feminist activist and wearing clothes that don’t fit. Body positive feminist activism doesn’t pay like it used to. Nobody ever hurt their employment chances by showing tits and ass. Ignore the guys rolling past slowly in Pontiacs with their windows rolled down. They’re not offering SAG scale plus ten percent. Also, narcs.

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