Big Brazilian Pokemon Go Ass

For all their shortcomings and shitty handball matches, Brazil excels at the production of vulcanized rubber, chicken parts, and attainable looking sixes with enormous fake asses. They celebrate the giant cans of their nation with the Annual Miss BumBum contest once a month in some dude’s backyard. Davi’s got a pool and a raised stage and can recite the best lines from all Eli Roth torture porn movies. His soccer club buddies toss in a couple hundred to make the girls dance and to pay for a trophy.

Somebody on the production end got the bright idea to toss in a Pokemon Go element. The BumBum girls clearly don’t know how the game works and defaulted to selfie poses and fake orgasm face. So, ten times better than the Miss America pageant. That’s not my dick, that’s Pikachu. Who likes points?

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