Kaley Cuoco Found Her Billionaire

Kaley Cuoco dumped her professional tennis player husband because he wasn’t playing any tennis, not anything bringing in cash. Every well-off chick eventually learns what every well-off guy knows more instinctively — rent love. Buying is for suckers. 

That or find a dude with even more money than your million bucks a Big Bang. Like this freaky Karl Cook heir to the Intuit Quickbooks and Turbo Tax fortune. He likes to ride horses. And file his teeth down to the nubs with prison spoons. There’s nothing sexier than a super white dude into the same shit you’re into. Also with a $2 billion trust. Mariah Carey just did the same thing. Casting off her lesser millionaire tagalong for a billionaire. Women won’t be equals until they’re openly cold hearted and cynical about who they fuck. They’re getting much closer.

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