Bella Thorne Is Bisexual Too

Almost every single well-off white eighteen year old chick in this country is enrolled somewhere in college, real or fake. The remaining small percentage are left in Hollywood pretending to be lesbian. Somebody, probably Bella Thorne’s publicist, asked Thorne innocuously on Twitter if she was bisexual. She responded in the affirmative, posted a photo of herself kissing one of her good friends, and declared hashtag pride. 

There’s no way to know who this chick is fucking, but you can’t deny her prowess at putting her mug in the social consciousness near daily. These are all old moves at this point. Down top selfies, fake tit braless dancing, faux lesbian announcements. They still work because teen girls who fill out follower ranks are sheep and grown men who make business decisions like big teen tits.

The last twelve months you’ve been posting pictures of yourself and your boyfriend moving in together. Now you’re fumbling around with chicks. Fuck it. I’m in. The perspective of the masturbator is the perfect prism. Buy toys.

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